River Kauss

Patreon kept deactivating so I'm hosting my stuff on here!

With that said, here are all of my products which are accessible for free so far:

NONE!  Actually I do have a few projects for download, here's an old thing i did though: But here’s a progress chart


Besides my book projects, after finishing my over 1000 page book, I’ve been thinking of pursuing other hobbies like streaming video games and asking for the chat’s opinion so that they can be a part of my book and reviews! Hell of a gimmick huh? In that time I also might pursuit learning how to play Guitar, learn Chinese and Japanese and training my vocal skills a bit more.  

Never mind 2020 happened and I'm lucky I'll use the rest of my free time before climate collapse on anything but sex or grinding away for money. 

A little about myself and my past experience

I’m a freelance self-taught critic who reads a lot of theory books and is pretty adept at criticizing, I was once associated under James Habbermann and their show “The Dinner Dates”, a Something Awful let’s player and apparently someone who used to be a part of “METOKUR”, last time I checked with them they had worked on that aspect of their past once they came to terms with their homosexuality and realized that the group they were hanging out around Encyclopedia Dramatic were very bigoted (Yeah no other way to put it really, you can tell I have an interesting eventful life online and in real life which I often write about in autobiographies).

I as well in a way also represent that underdog story since I used to be a part of very toxic Something Awful origin groups which were pretty much the REBELS of cyberspace, or you know, just a bunch of edgy late twenties adults harassing people on the internet with misinformation or something… Glad I grew out of that silly period of my life! I’m telling you, the reader, all of this just to make a point that I am quite the controversial person! That might seem like a negative aspect but it did harden my shell and experiences when dealing with things on the internet. It also means I am very abrasive and blunt with my writings. Also I got all the rights to be a bit hostile okay?

I’ve been in cyberspace long enough to know how to handle myself and I can sometimes come off as too harsh, even if I have that hard shell personality I am very soft inside and I will send lots of love and positive messages despite being negative about everything 90% of the time. 

So if there’s something on my mind I’ll probably say it, but do not fret! I do back up everything I say and I use non-monotonic reasoning. I believe the truth will set everyone free and that it is bias and ignorance which brings unbalance, inequality and oppression to our society! If you want to know more about me you can just read about it in my upcoming autobiography which will hold more information on me than this quickly made page that I might update later to include more information if this Patreon thing is a success. 

Here's some examples of my editing skills:

Probably not the best example, but to the least, a proper one. 

Current associations:

My current associations are some of my closest friends and are currently way more famous than I am, they are: 
“CRIMEWAVE” who is one of the bestselling rappers on bandcamp and can be found on Spotify! 
“DJ STUDIO MAN from djsmstudios” who’s a sound engineer and a producer who worked with CRIMEWAVE.
“MASON, ONLINE_FROG” who created Burrito Galaxy and is a video game developer.
“ULTDEV” who created Aliens Go Home Run, now available on steam! 
“BIKWIN5” I don’t know they just made a Kirby fan-game I guess? But they’re a close friend!